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Thanks!

I’m Still Here … Barely … But Here!

I’m still here. I wish I could blog more, but life is all the time getting in the way. Oh well – maybe later!

How Funny Is It, Really?

How funny is this when you really think about it? The lyrics are below – laugh it up now! Just hope this kid doesn’t date your daughter, because he will have a skewed sense of how to treat a lady.

Excerpts from Verse 1 & 2:

So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I – Whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low

Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I’m into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more

That’s what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn’t control her

So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her…

Domino’s Bread Bowl Pasta

I hate days when I can’t come up with something to write about…and today is that day! So, the easy topic is the most recent one – lunch! And from the title it is no surprise what I had. Domino’s – yeah – THAT Domino’s – the one who has been plastered all over every medium ever for the last 2 weeks!

If any of my readers know me, they know I love food (the free-er, the better) – so when Domino’s had their April 29th Free Bread Bowl Pasta Day, I was all over it! After digesting, I am looking at a taste factor of 7.0/10 – a presentation of 5.0/10 and a overall buy again rating of 6.5/10.

It was very akin to a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut topped with noodles and sauce – but when was the last time the pizza industry has really had a breakthrough idea…black AND green olives?

It’s All in “The Pitch”

I ran across this today. The simplicity and underlying humor are brilliant. Do not read aloud at work. Via PostModernBarney: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

My Faves:

IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.

JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains how this ruins his life.

Twitter’s “Success Whale”

Yes…I know there is not such a beast in existence, which is why I am starting the trend, coining the phrase and calling “dibs” on the success that is sure to follow (it’s in the freaking name)!

All joking aside (not kidding however about coining the phrase) – I am a Twitter user. Yes – user. Not a Twitterer, Tweeter or any other unfunny attempt to place a “TW” before a word. I don’t consider myself an early adopter of most things, but I must say I think I found Twitter fairly early on in the process – and for that I am grateful.

Other than to sing the praises of Twitter (like the rest of the web) – this post had no real purpose. But if you find yourself with a minute to spare, it is fantastic to serach hashtags (#) including your name (first & last) and other cool stuff like: the city you were born in, tv shows and random food products.

BTW: #ben returns results from ABC’s LOST, The Apprentice, some Twitter Newsletter thing and random other stuff – sounds about right!

-B

Sticks and Stoners

First, I in no way condone the following site’s “driving force”, but with that being said – I must confess I am very intrigued by this entire concept. <<www.highdeas.com>>

And yes, it is exactly what it sounds like – ideas created while high. Again, not promoting usage – but I must say some of the ideas on the site are actually quite clever once you wade through the “bacon jerky” and “alcohol @ the movies”. Also, consider their risky side banner ads before browsing at work.

There is also a ranking feature (Digg style) allowing you to vote up or down other’s ideas. And my favorite part of the site is a poll asking “What Historical Leader Do You Wanna Get High With?” The leader in the clubhouse is Einstein with Obama a close 2nd.

So to all you aspiring inventors, check it out. And to Cheetos, Domino’s and any other snack food company – you need to be all over this – like now, man! Because we all know, you’re more susceptible to advertising while high (if you can remember where the store is).

As a bonus, here is a potential new slogan for the site:

Weeding through the web, to smoke out the best ideas!

- B

Hello (again) World!

I’m not quite starting my blog life over – just yet anyway. This is just a very hand-ons way to learn WP. I have navigated my way around several other platforms, and wanted to test drive WordPress. I must say, so far so good!

I’ll post here as well as my other blog and run a little side by side comparison for a while. We’ll see who will win the hearts and minds (technically just one heart and one mind) in the end!

Thanks ~ ben